jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

My roommate and his girlfriend just stopped a movie with less than 45minutes left to go run errands. Who the fuck am I living with?! What kind of person does this kind of thing?!

romulusthread:

i stare at boys so much how do they not notice

seacow:

OMFG

seacow:

OMFG

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

image

precumming:

adorkoftheworld:

precumming:

wow the date today is the same if you read it backwards 4/16/14.. this wont happen again for another 5,000 years..

this happens again tomorrow

nobody asked you

spoken-not-written:

I AM SCREAMING

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

clictator:

It’s a metaphor

clictator:

It’s a metaphor

fahrlight:

liamdryden:

pleatedjeans:

via

WHAT

I just passed that shop today!