Posts tagged: fuck
stalk check his Facebook and it says he has a “girlfriend”
like I’m pretty sure that this girl is his beard cause there is no way he likes pussy. I guess i’ll have to find out this information when I work with him more.
ok so I had a dream last night that I was a FBI or DEA or something. My team was trying to track down a drug lord. Most of the dream was me investigating this mexican restaurant/bar which looked a lot like Rosas (a fast food mexican restaurant). Turns out there is a drug trade going on in the basement of the restaurant?
For some reason Pauly D from jersey shore was there bitching about a spilled glass of water. I told him to shut up, started this whole shoot up.
Everyone was fine except one of my co-worker’s boyfriend who died in the shooting. The rest of the dream consisted of me comforting him in his time of grief.
So, will we ever catch this drug lord? Will I end up having a relationship with the guy who lost his boyfriend? Why the fuck was Pauly D in my dream? DUN DUN DUN!!!
oh happy day…
when you get back from the gym, you’ve been working out hard for the past week and you think you look awesome and you actually don’t hate your body…
But then you get on tumblr and see all the hotties
then you feel like crap again….
I’m going to bed early tonight.
"reading" and I want some music on youtube to listen too. Then I remember how slow internet is here….
at my school and they had about everything from movie posters, tv shows, nature, whatever (by the way, you write down the poster number on a card then at check out they get the poster for you)
Well I saw a badass picture of How I Met Your Mother crew and I was like
but at the bottom it said “sold out”
well I looked around some more, and there was another one that didn’t say sold out
I find some other posters and then proceed to check out! Well at the desk they told me that they sold out of the second HIMYM poster AND they were sold out of the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia poster I wanted
don’t even get me started on the rest of my day when I dealt with asshole employees at Walmart and Sam’s Place.